Fuck The Fake

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

—A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah, via majorvirgin)

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

(via majorvirgin)